Post by alcofuel on Mar 29, 2007 4:40:48 GMT -5
Whats your perfect day/week
General board says "Talk about anything" so im gonna talk about tits and beer and a perfect week.
Personally i prefer tits then beer and more tits then a whole lot more beer whilst listening to the Big Black of course and then more beer, once the beers gone time to move onto the vodka and turn the bass up, theres other combinations as well, but i find that one works best, but make sure you save at least 1 can for the morning, cause when you wake up with a pounding head your gonna need more booze to calm your head down, you'll also need to change your CD to time traveling blues while you build up your stamina to get to the fridge for more alcofule.
Once you've eaten your bacon sarnie it's time to drive to the shop for more beer, if you have work you can always make up some shit excuse like "i swollowd the lid from a pickeld onion jar whilst trying to open it with my teeth, and now i cant breath" or something equally crap or the alternative, is to just shout "FOR SPARTA!" at your boss, he'll get the message your having an orange goblin day, once you've made it to the shop you need to make sure of 3 thing
1) buy plenty of beer, cause your fucked if you run out.
2) buy plenty of vodka, cause your fucked if you run out.
3) buy some kinder surprise cause you might get something cool
By this point you need to make sure your tittys are still at home, if the bitch has got up and gone, you need to go find some more, if you just growl at girls they totally dig that, so just walk around growling at girls until you find a good one.
Rinse and repeat.
Whats your perfect day?
Oh and come play Leeds again! i was away with work last time and missed you
Traveld to Manchester a few times for the shows, and eeerrrrrr Bradford? i dont fucking remember, but yeah gone somewere else to see you a couple of times as well, the shows are awsome good fun!
General board says "Talk about anything" so im gonna talk about tits and beer and a perfect week.
Personally i prefer tits then beer and more tits then a whole lot more beer whilst listening to the Big Black of course and then more beer, once the beers gone time to move onto the vodka and turn the bass up, theres other combinations as well, but i find that one works best, but make sure you save at least 1 can for the morning, cause when you wake up with a pounding head your gonna need more booze to calm your head down, you'll also need to change your CD to time traveling blues while you build up your stamina to get to the fridge for more alcofule.
Once you've eaten your bacon sarnie it's time to drive to the shop for more beer, if you have work you can always make up some shit excuse like "i swollowd the lid from a pickeld onion jar whilst trying to open it with my teeth, and now i cant breath" or something equally crap or the alternative, is to just shout "FOR SPARTA!" at your boss, he'll get the message your having an orange goblin day, once you've made it to the shop you need to make sure of 3 thing
1) buy plenty of beer, cause your fucked if you run out.
2) buy plenty of vodka, cause your fucked if you run out.
3) buy some kinder surprise cause you might get something cool
By this point you need to make sure your tittys are still at home, if the bitch has got up and gone, you need to go find some more, if you just growl at girls they totally dig that, so just walk around growling at girls until you find a good one.
Rinse and repeat.
Whats your perfect day?
Oh and come play Leeds again! i was away with work last time and missed you
Traveld to Manchester a few times for the shows, and eeerrrrrr Bradford? i dont fucking remember, but yeah gone somewere else to see you a couple of times as well, the shows are awsome good fun!